Fishing for offense
Belle read my previous post about the penis problems from the other day and, while liking it in general, thought I was being defensive in the comments. Mostly because she was on the same page as the...
View ArticleApple, radius of falling from tree, etc.
The other day, my son let me know he was bisexual. He did it as an aside in a text message as if he was relating his dislike for capers while ordering something containing them at a restaurant. Real...
View ArticleFeral, free range rabbit
It’s been an odd couple of weeks around here. First off, I was off in the woods over the long MLK weekend. Belle let me out the weekend before that, let me come, and then didn’t put me back in since I...
View ArticleDining among the beautiful people
Belle and I went out to dinner Saturday night at a shmancy new restaurant that feels like it’d be better suited to Soho than our fair prairie metropolis. Even the people in it seemed to be imported...
View ArticleLove and hate
Over on his blog, Drew wrote a post that was also a question. Basically, since he now has personal insight into outwardly-appearing “straight” couples and how they interact, along with his intimate...
View ArticleIrrational rabbit
Belle let me fuck her twice this past weekend. The first time was pretty normal stuff for us. I got her off, she let me fuck her. I only got close to coming once and that’s when she told me to stop so...
View ArticleProtecting muggle sensibilities whilst naked
Me on Twitter this AM: Fuck. Forget I'm getting a massage this afternoon and I'm still locked up. — thumper (@thumperMN) February 4, 2015 The place I get my hair cut is right across the street from...
View ArticleBipanflexible
Lorelei, aka Suggestive, answered a question that’s been on my mind over on her blog. To summarize, how are bisexual and pansexual different things? The questioner defined them thusly: bisexual:...
View ArticleLook better naked
Spring Break is something like two months away. It’s always the first shot across my bow from a fitness standpoint. We usually spend a week or so on a warm Caribbean island in many fewer clothes than...
View ArticleLabel maker
Some good comments on the post about bisexuality and the words we use to describe ourselves. Mrs. Fever said… The problem with labels is that they are labels. Words attached to packages in stark...
View ArticleMailbag
Quick one today. Reader Alex opines… Hey Thumper, love your blog! My girl friend and I have recently started to experiment with chastity. She loves the idea of being able to send me on business trips...
View ArticleGym convo
I arrived at the gym this morning just as Belle was leaving. “Are you going to see Fifty Shades of Grey this weekend?” the trainer asked with a smirky tone in his voice. “See it?” Belle replied, “We...
View ArticleThe best male chastity device
A bit over a year ago, I was asked by a reader what the best male chastity device on the market was. I penned (keyed?) a missive on my thoughts and threw it out upon the waves of the World Wide Web to...
View ArticleMerry Male Chastity Day
Seems implausible that I’d let the second annual Male Chastity Day slip by without some kind of mention…right? A couple of weeks ago, I was contacted by the managing editor of Simply Sxy to write a...
View ArticleBecoming what she needs
Belle has informed me that I will be locked up until we go away on Spring Break. That’s, roughly speaking, about six weeks of being enclosed in steel. Of course, the thing she’s really good at is doing...
View ArticleI find a clit
As anyone who lives with their penis locked in a steel tube can tell you, hygiene is important. Not to be scrimped on. Probably a third of the time I spend in the shower is attending to the tube. So...
View ArticleUse it or lose it?
Over on the Tumblr, someone calling themselves teenlockedboy asked… do you guys think shrinking bc of chastity cage is a real thing? To which, I replied… It is definitely not a real thing. Been in a...
View ArticleFortnightish
“Can you feel it?” Belle asked me that as I was wrapped myself around her in bed, pressing my naked body against as much of her bed-clothed body as possible, hard stuffed tube pushing into her thigh....
View ArticleNine nine nine
I’m all hung up on the fact that my next post will be the thousandth on the blog. I’m not sure if that counts the couple of dozen aborted drafts that never saw the light of day or not (or if it really...
View ArticleEverything else will follow
The other day, over on the Twitter, a young man (whose account is private, so I won’t say who it is) tweeted the following: I hate who I am, the things I like… They complicate my life so much and took...
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