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Cobra chastity review
Gather ‘round, children, and let me tell you about The Bad Old Days of male chastity when devices were made of hard injection molded plastic and had sharp edges and seams that would split and trap...
View ArticleKinky Cocktail Hour
I was invited to be on the Kinky Cocktail Hour podcast with Lady Petra and Saffermaster and, only being about 2/3 of the way through it so far, think it turned out pretty good. It was fun talking with...
View ArticleSo, so tired
I remember first hearing about Covid-19 about two years ago. Which makes sense since, you know, “19.” For me, it’s closely associated with the holidays because we were on a family Christmas vacation...
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Transubstantiation
Last night I was opining on the Twitter about how I perceive my body. I had been out for a few hours that morning so I could get though the airport security gauntlet (with the family or I probably...
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Chastity rash
I have a new device I’ve been wearing for most of January that, I promise, I’ll be posting a review of relatively soon. It’s called the BA-31P (a sexy name, to be sure) made by a Chinese outfit...
View ArticleReflections on the care and feeding of a locked penis-having person
A few days ago, Locked Doc wrote a post called “How to Own a Permanently Locked Sub.” And it’s great and while I was reading it, I was thinking, Damn, why haven’t I ever written something like this?...
View ArticleMeditations for the chastity submissive
Being a man kept in chastity isn’t something you just do. I mean, sure, you can just do it. Order a device on the interwebs and lock it on yourself the very moment it arrives. Then…wait. In fact,...
View ArticleBe ready
Belle let me come last weekend. She gave me the key Saturday night meaning I was to go though my routine the next morning while she slept so that I’d be ready when she woke up. I call it “my routine”...
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Badass Workroom BA-31P review
Badass Workroom (BAWR) is, as far as I can tell, a relatively new entrant in the male chastity device market. I first found out about them in the fall of 2021 and I ordered the device I’m reviewing...
View ArticleDevice déjà vu
A couple Twitter followers took me to task for reviewing the Badass Workroom BA-31P: I couldn’t have said this better myself, supporting these overseas company’s that are ripping off the original...
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Weed whacking
Recently, for some reason that wasn’t at all intentional, I stopped paying attention to my pubic hair. I used to think about it a lot when I first locked up, oh so many years ago. The CB6K seemed to...
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Holy Trainer Nano v5 review
Our friends at Holy Trainer are back with a newly revised fifth version of their eponymous device. Click past the jump for all the deets. I’ve reviewed the Holy Trainers all the way back to their...
View ArticleDog blocked
Belle and I are on our mid-Summer RV road trip. I say “mid-Summer” because it’s technically true (the days are getting shorter now) but we’ve found in the Rockies (both Canadian and where we are now...
View ArticleBack in my place
I’ve been back in the Steelheart for the past 21 days after briefly trying out a new device (the Cherry Keeper which was a bit of a disaster but I have another one coming so there’s no review yet)....
View ArticleSubsidence
My entire life, I can remember nothing but being attracted to all genders. Never, ever can I recall not finding just about anyone attractive. Even before I knew what sex was, I knew that sometimes...
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Cluck cluck, cuck
There are a few basic facts that have led me to a place in my life where I want Belle to cuck me. Being kept in permanent enforced chastity has kicked into hyperdrive my natural submissive nature of...
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Center of my universe
I’m laying here in this fluffy, overly soft spa resort bed, wide awake and waiting for Belle to wake up, horny as fuck and tapping this out on my phone so as not to bother her. It’s been a lovely...
View ArticleIt’s supposed to be hard
Even after nearly 14 years of enforced male chastity being an integral part of our relationship, the wires can get crossed. Day before yesterday, after (due to one reason or another) it had been weeks...
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Stiffening the stifling
I spent a lot of time thinking about this, from my last post, last night instead of sleeping: In fact, she related, she does want me locked up. More now than before. Meaning she doesn’t want me not...
View ArticleFourteen
Today is the 14th anniversary of the first time a chastity device was locked onto me (which means we’re also a little over a week past the fourteenth anniversary of the start of this blog). It’s hard...
View ArticleEvotion evolution
I mentioned the other day that we were going to start exercising more key discipline. Specifically, my “emergency” key would be secured with a numbered tab and hers would be inaccessible to me. Either...
View ArticleThe one about Twitter
I originally joined Twitter in July 2006, about two weeks after its introduction at that year’s SXSW made quite the sensation. I wasn’t at South By that year but heard about it while listening to Leo...
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The one about Elon
Reader kbrown2017 left this comment to my previous post about Twitter. I’m sure you worked hard at promoting your lifestyle, but name calling and unsupported rant undermines your entire argument, you...
View ArticleLeaving the nest
I’ve decided to leave Twitter. Elon Musk has made the site more hostile to queer and trans people, women, and people of color by amplifying the messages of those hostile to diversity and reinstating...
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Evotion Orion review
Previous to the arrival of the Evotion Orion male chastity device, I was locked into the Evotion 8 for 43 days. This is easily my longest continuous duration in that device and was due to Belle’s...
View ArticleDreaming of paradise
I’m sitting at gate G10 at MSP waiting for my thrice-delayed, once gate reassigned holiday flight out of the frozen wastes of Minnesota in the middle of what’s being described as an historic, category...
View ArticleThe hand-to-pants paradigm
Guys, no matter their age, orientation, relationship status, or hair color all have one thing in common. They stick their hands in their pants. Maybe they do it in front of the TV. Maybe they do it...
View ArticleMexican rubdown
Belle decided that today, our last full vacation day in Cabo, that we’d have a 90 minute couples massage at our villa. I think couples massages are kinda creepy but I think massages are amazing and...
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290
The other day I wrote: “I have absolutely no memory of the last time she wanted to use the contents. I’ve been thinking hard about it and have no clue.” And since I’m just laying here in the middle of...
View ArticleAddicted
I continue to be extraordinarily horny. Really, ever since that massage. The night of the massage I bet I didn’t sleep two hours. I did fall asleep, but pressure from the device woke me up and then...
View Article#PussyFree
I have been thinking quite a lot about the prospect of never getting to fuck Belle again. I mean, I thought about it a lot before I knew I may never get to again, but that was when I thought I might...
View ArticleGoal setting
It’s that time of year when we set goals for ourselves. Which is an interesting thing to do with regard to the stuff I talk about on this blog since literally none of the things are technically under...
View ArticleKinky pancakes
There’s a special thrill that runs through me when my fingers find Belle’s wet pussy each time she lets me get her off. I’m not so old (or haven’t been locked up so long) that I can’t remember what it...
View ArticleOceans away
Belle took off to Europe for a week last night and my “emergency” key went with her. It was a spur of the moment kind of decision but there really isn’t much use for an “emergency” key in the Orion...
View ArticleOrion update
I’ve been wearing the Evotion Orion for almost three months (86 days on and about 6.5 hours off) and I posted my review back at the beginning of December so I thought I’d take a moment to give a bit...
View ArticleVichy Twitter
Vichy France was the name for the French government following the country’s defeat by Nazi Germany in World War 2. It wasn’t technically part of Germany, but it worked in cooperation with Germany and,...
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One is enough
One of the many, many things I think about now that Belle’s apparently decided I’m done being let out of chastity for sex ever again is what it felt like sliding into her after she let me go down on...
View ArticleAll boned up and nowhere to go
Belle let me put the Steelheart on today. I was in the Orion for over 93 days and, while I love it as much now as I ever did, I really miss steel. Steel is, like, one of my things. So shiny and hard...
View ArticleFalse advertising
I go to the gym twice a week and work out with a trainer. I’ve been seeing this guy for years now. For so long, I remember being in the CB-6000 when I first started with him. I remember being freaked...
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February stats
Just a quick post to recap February. I was in the Evotion Orion for most of the month and was able to change into the Steelheart towards the end. I was out for two approximately one hour periods due...
View ArticleOrgasmic party tricks
I was reading a fresh post on a relatively new chastity blog I’ve been following (I mean, only one that I can think of has been doing it longer than me, so I guess they’re all relatively new?) and it...
View Article365
Today is the one year anniversary of the last time Belle let me fuck her. The last time she let the contents out for anything other than fact of life-type necessities. When I did the sleuthing to...
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Moar German steel
One of my favorite things is the metal cuff I have from German maker Träume aus Edelstahl. Welp, I said in my review of that little bauble… It locks with a hidden, internal screw mechanism and a...
View ArticlePreferences
Belle had my balls in her hand while we were kissing this morning. Probably the Orion, too, but you know — all I can feel through the Orion is how tight it is on inside. She was squeezing them gently...
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50/50
There was a point while wearing the venerable Steelheart last month when I realized I didn’t want it on anymore. Which is not to say I wanted out. What I wanted was for the Evotion Orion to go back...
View ArticleWankless woods
I recently got back from another week in the woods with muggles and, as always, I was locked up. Being camping in the wild in that condition does create its own considerations, but this time around...
View ArticleAirport shuttle
We were in my truck sitting in the apparently permanent traffic you find at the intersection of Highway 100 and 494 in Bloomington. “Thanks for taking me to the airport,” she said. “No problem,” I...
View ArticleDenial ≠ chastity
I asked Chat GPT 4.0 “What is chastity?” and it said… Chastity is the practice of refraining from or abstaining from sexual activities, often for religious, spiritual, or moral reasons. It is...
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ThumperGPT
So, I continued to play with ChatGPT 4.0 (see last post) and asked it… My spouse is interested in employing enforced male chastity in our relationship. Can you tell me the plusses and minuses that are...
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Dry spell
Due to a series of events, some unforeseen while others weren’t, Belle and I didn’t have sex for something like six weeks. It was brutal. There are a lot of ways I can make being denied work for me,...
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